1. The elevator fart
I tend to be very gassy whenever I have a seafood meal. For
my 17th birthday dinner, we had satisfying and mouth-watering
seafood that was so good that I didn’t want to leave that place. As usual, I
started farting when I got in the car all the way back home. My dad decided to
join in and it became a fart war. When we got into the elevator, me and my dad
plotted plans to release our ultimate atomic fart that is toxic enough to kill
all the brain cells because it makes everything worse when it’s an enclosed
area. It was my turn to release the gas. But when I did, at the same time, the
elevator door decided to open. I looked up and saw my neighbor. To make things
worse, my fart was a loud one. He covered his nose and gave me the “what died
in your ass” look. I panicked and ran as fast as I could. From that day
onwards, I could’ve sworn that he avoided me because I never saw him again.2. The first time I peed my pants
This happened when I was in standard 1, so no judgment okay?
Do you know when we were young, we were always so terrified
about going to the school washroom alone because we’ve been told stories about
toilet ghost that would appear from the toilet bowl and drag you down to god
knows where?
It was pouring outside. I needed to pee so badly but no one
was willing to accompany me to the washroom. The loud and sudden thunder made
it worse. Each time there was a thunder, I peed myself a little. I couldn’t gain
enough courage to go to the bathroom all by myself. Finally, all hell broke
loose when my bladder couldn’t take it anymore. I just let it go. Yes, you read
that right. I peed my pants. I remember it so well like it happened yesterday.
That warm liquid flowing down your leg and then the chair and finally the
floor. It took 3 minutes for the class to realize it and turned into a chaos.
There goes all my dignity, but if you do see my dignity along the way, please send it back to me.
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