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Thursday 21 August 2014

My Embarrassing Moment

1. The elevator fart




I tend to be very gassy whenever I have a seafood meal. For my 17th birthday dinner, we had satisfying and mouth-watering seafood that was so good that I didn’t want to leave that place. As usual, I started farting when I got in the car all the way back home. My dad decided to join in and it became a fart war. When we got into the elevator, me and my dad plotted plans to release our ultimate atomic fart that is toxic enough to kill all the brain cells because it makes everything worse when it’s an enclosed area. It was my turn to release the gas. But when I did, at the same time, the elevator door decided to open. I looked up and saw my neighbor. To make things worse, my fart was a loud one. He covered his nose and gave me the “what died in your ass” look. I panicked and ran as fast as I could. From that day onwards, I could’ve sworn that he avoided me                                                                                             because I never saw him again.

2. The first time I peed my pants


This happened when I was in standard 1, so no judgment okay?
Do you know when we were young, we were always so terrified about going to the school washroom alone because we’ve been told stories about toilet ghost that would appear from the toilet bowl and drag you down to god knows where?
It was pouring outside. I needed to pee so badly but no one was willing to accompany me to the washroom. The loud and sudden thunder made it worse. Each time there was a thunder, I peed myself a little. I couldn’t gain enough courage to go to the bathroom all by myself. Finally, all hell broke loose when my bladder couldn’t take it anymore. I just let it go. Yes, you read that right. I peed my pants. I remember it so well like it happened yesterday. That warm liquid flowing down your leg and then the chair and finally the floor. It took 3 minutes for the class to realize it and turned into a chaos. 

There goes all my dignity, but if you do see my dignity along the way, please send it back to me. 

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